Going from First Base to Kinky via Home
Americans consider baseball a mataphor an analogy for everything,
which, of course, greatly confuses the rest of the world.
I know why you really want to go to France. It’s because of their loose sexual laws. But, observing your physical qualities, I must say that it will only mean that you can do more things to yourself.
Spoken by Mr. Pickering in the film Andy Richter Controls the Universe
I’m not playing at nothing! Only I would ask you to remember that Parliament has passed the Sexual Relations Act, which states that women are just as good at it as men! And, what’s more, they should be paid the same for doing it!
Spoken by Mrs. Betty Slocombe in the television series Are You Being Served?
Runway Magazine recently featured Seraphine Model Management (and Sera!) in their September 2008 issue. The article, complete with photos from my fashion shows, starts on page 146. In the same issue is Model of the Month Kryptonia Paperdoll, one of the original models in our modeling agency.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:50 am
I love these random steps people create.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:30 am
And then there’s hockey - “He shoots! He scores!”
Checked out the September issue. I am so impressed.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Fifth Base is a hardware store
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September 8th, 2008 at 7:08 am
That is too funny, but it rings true after all. Reminds me of my late teens and early twenties even though I had no clue about baseball then.
Good one Sera!
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September 8th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Oh goodness gracious, I didn’t know that you had pneumonia when you talked to the editor of the magazine! Hope you feel better now. The displays I saw were well done, even flattering. Go girl, go!
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hey, I really liked the magazine article. I’m very curious about SL. I tried it a year or so ago but couldn’t even move around. I was clueless. Congrats on the article!
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I read the whole article and love the way they show you. And I couldn’t agree more- how can anyone have so much talent?
I’m very intrigued by SL too, but have never tried it myself. I heard there are people who make a real life living out of SL businesses- I can’t even imagine.
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September 8th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Wow, I actually did some home run in my life! I never knew… I thought I wasn’t a baseball person
Should I yell “homerun” next time I… er… you know…?
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September 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Seraphine: You reminded me of Joni Mitchell’s song, “In France They Kiss On Main Street”!
September 10th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I really am bored by baseball. Never understood why its so popular.
September 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Its interesting using baseball and the world tries to conform, movies are what sends the message.
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