Dear Government. I left my peace dividend on the coffee table
and now it’s missing. I was counting on that for my future.
P.S. Please send cash only. I no longer accept debit checks.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth
that allow their children to come back home.
Quotation from Bill Cosby
And my parents finally realise that I’m kidnapped and
they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Quotation from Woody Allen
See also Wireheads, a great comic by Jim “Jimbo” Hillin. I recently did this guest comic for him. Buy his book.
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