Why do they call it Reality Television?
It’s not like *my* reality at all.
I wish I could edit my life to be
perfect, without need for repairs.

“Oh My God, I Thought You Sang Twice” (Reality TV Magazine)

“You gotta do your own thing
Move it side to side
Now if you love yourself
Throw your hands in the air
And if you think you’re sexy
Clap your hands like you don’t care
All you gotta do
Is be a little sexy
Bring sexy thoughts
All you gotta do
Sexy thoughts
Is be a little sexy
I got an attitude
I got a complex
I’m feeling funky
I bet’cha knew that”

Lyrics from Paula Abdul, Sexy Thoughts