Somebody thought “Let’s open more stores
so people don’t have to stand in line.” But
instead they should have added more easy
chairs, because nobody likes to drink alone.

Monitoring America’s Favorite Drug Dealer (Starbuck’s Gossip)
Starbucks Goes Skinny as Froth Withers (Financial Times)

“I’m so spoiled. I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte
every day. Otherwise, it’s going to be a bad day.
I also love Jelly Bellies. But that’s bad. Don’t tell my mom.”

Quotation from Katie Holmes

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes
on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”

Quotation from Conan O’Brien