It must get lonely on those Kansas farms.
Hailstones the size of softballs;
Tornados, locusts, weather,
Always talk about the weather,
And don’t complain when
Your heels stick in newly-plowed dirt.

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“Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil,
and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field.”

Speech by Dwight D. Eisenhower in Peoria, Illinois