Kansas Personals
June 22nd, 2008

Kansas Personals

It must get lonely on those Kansas farms.
Hailstones the size of softballs;
Tornados, locusts, weather,
Always talk about the weather,
And don’t complain when
Your heels stick in newly-plowed dirt.

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“Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil,
and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field.”

Speech by Dwight D. Eisenhower in Peoria, Illinois

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  1. golfwidow

    I just drove through upstate New York. I salute anyone who can deal with the smell of cowpoo, day in, day out.

    I also salute That Man of Mine, who has to deal with me opening the window and calling out, “Hey, you girls work out?” any time I see a herd of cows.

  2. nursemyra

    the rental apartment where I´m staying in seville has a photocopy of Irish Personals in one of the drawers. what it´s doing in an apartment in seville is a mystery……

  3. susan

    I’m just glad you’re back hoeing your own row. Your subtle insights are a welcome inspiration every day.

  4. Sue

    Any computer access on the farm? I know you had to post from home before you left, but… no wonder they are lonely, if they have no internet!

  5. Ras

    Are there inter-farmer personal ads?

  6. Zee

    why long haired Asian girl?

  7. MICHAEL MANNING

    So many beautiful farms throughout Missouri and Indiana. I’d love to see Iowa and Montana! But that’s just me.

  8. Eidur

    yes it must get lonely… that’s why we’ll stay in our big dirty metropolis! :P
    At least I know where to find asian girls on (very) high heels here, should I need some…

  9. Carolina Lange

    Very funny one!!!!

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