The Kansas Rectangle
June 8th, 2008

The Kansas Rectangle

I’m leaving tomorrow for a holiday in Kansas.
Don’t worry, I have regular Encore Seraphine updates planned.
But if I don’t come back, please send a search party.

30 Years Of Man’s Life Disappear In Mysterious Kansas Rectangle (The Onion)
Fun Facts about Fossils, Rocks and the Landscape of Kansas (Travel Kansas) (pdf)
Fence Posts are a Scenic Attraction in Kansas (Natural Kansas)

“For thousands the world is a freak show, the
images flicker past and disappear, the impressions
remain flat and disconnected in the soul.”

Quotation from Wolfgang Von Goethe, Third Pilgrimage to Erwin’s Grave

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  1. SECRET AGENT

    Have fun on your holiday.
    I’ve never heard of the Kansas Rectangle, but I’d be sure to bring a GPS if I ever visit Kansas.

  2. nursemyra

    like the blonde

  3. Beth

    If in any danger of disappearing, click your heels together and say, “There’s no place like home.’
    Kansas is also famous for tornadoes and finding yourself in OZ.

  4. Carolina Lange

    Have a great time in Kansas! Hope you have lots of fun!!!

  5. Seraphine Khorana

    Beth. I’ll click my keds.
    Carolina. Thank you! I’m nervously anxious to go.
    Nurse Myra. The blonde’s name is North. J’aime.
    Secret Agent. They’ll peg you as an outsider, hide the gps and you’ll be ok.

  6. Ras

    I figure If you stay close to the borders you will be ok. If not keep you cell phone on and charged for a good GPS signal :)

  7. Cynthia

    Have fun in Kansas Sera, an dventure like Dorothy’s would be cool, sure there was danger,
    but oh the love, from others she would have never thought of and the knowledge, be like
    Dorothy and Eve, shake that that apple tree!

  8. A. Decker

    I once got stoned on acid, and with 4 or 5 other knuckle-heads, rented a u-haul van and drove to Kansas with machetes, based on the tale that hemp grew wild, right on the roadside, all over the state. It’s true.
    Problem is, it’s “rope weed,” leftovers from what they grew during the Civil War, cultivated for fibrousness rather than resin. Tastes good, but you could smoke ’til you got bronchitis and never get a decent buzz.
    Times was dry. We hopped out of the van swingin’, made off with about 150 lbs., and made it back to AR, 20 miles from home, before we got busted. I spent a month coolin’ my heels that time.
    Yeah, fond memories of Kansas! It is flat, and it does feel like a rectangle. Don’t worry about your gps; all roads lead away from there. ;-)

  9. A. Decker

    I put you on my blogroll. OK?

  10. Lindsaylobe

    Off I see to the original land of the south wind people, of Arapaho, Comanche, Kiowaa, Osage and Pawnee? Do we own the land or does the land own us? Have a great holiday

  11. Stunner

    Have fun!

  12. nova-san

    Kansas!!! I don’t know of too many people that holiday in Kansas. But hey, it’s the good ol’ Middle America.

  13. pen

    have fun and do take tons of pictures! cant wait to see the prairies!

  14. Theresa

    I’ve never met anyone who went to Kansas and came back. But then, I’ve never met anyone who went to Kansas at all. ;)

  15. Kira

    have a great time sweetie!

    a kiss for you!!

  16. kyutie

    hi! how are you doing?! have fun in kansas!
    ** I have added you on my links, care for link exchange?

    take care,
    kyutie

  17. Zhu

    Please don’t disappear. I don’t now where is Kansas exactly and I don’t want to cross the border… again!!

    (I got your message regarding my blog. I’ll make sure you won’t get lost here either)

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