May 27th, 2008
This is you one day. Get used to it.
Last year, somebody found a used toothbrush in
Paris Hilton’s trash and sold it on eBay for $305.00.
Remember, when you share someone’s toothbrush,
you’re brushing with everyone they’ve slept with too!
Bidding War for Paris Hilton’s Garbage (Washington Post)
“A bunch of germs were whooping it up in the Bronchial Saloon.
The bacillus handling the larynx was jazzing a gag-time tune,
While back of the tongue in a solo game sat Dangerous Ah Kerchoo.
And watching his luck was his light of love, the malady known as Flu.”
Quoted from Cal Beacock, The Pundit (Reader’s Digest)
May 27th, 2008 at 8:10 am
nice story and design
May 27th, 2008 at 10:16 am
But if you blindly support your president without question because he claims to have God on his side, are we talking about a democracy or theocracy? In the Texas county in which I live (which is comprised of over 70% fundamentalist Christians), I think it is fair to say it is a theocracy, not a democracy. I was repeatedly told I was unpatriotic based on my views that we should not be going to war. While walking around the block one day, I realized one of my neighbors was moving and I asked her where she was going. She claimed she was one of the last surviving democrats and they were getting out before they were killed. She was joking but there was a certain seriousness about it, too. I’d only lived there a few months when I met her so hadn’t yet realized that being a Democrat was a crime but it didn’t take long to catch on. I met a vibrant conservative African-American woman who told me she believed a dark cloud resided over our neighborhood. I resisted her notions at the time, too. But all these years later I think both she and the Democratic exodus may have been right about their assessment. There is something very off about a democratic society that flatly denies one side of that democracy.
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May 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
*tries desperately to erase mental image of brushing with Paris HIlton’s toothbrush…
May 27th, 2008 at 11:09 am
That PH thing with the toothbrush is an unsettling image, I guess It should be death before using PH toothbrush
May 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Not sure why, but I feel strangely relieved that no one is interested in my old toiletry items.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Well I have had my flu shot to protect me from flu viruses this winter Those viruses are interesting and as you can’t even consider them as ‘living’, as they consist of just DNA or RNA wrapped in a shell, without the ability of reproduction as is the case with germs such as bacteria which can replicate. Hence Viruses are unable to survive without first invading a host; a virus in a sneeze remains “lifelessâ€, and is completely dependant for its existence on a host, but hopefully not in yours truly this winter!! And what about battery powered toothbrush’s, they do a super duper California plaque defeater job!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:49 am
ha! paris hilton’s dog is not as well fed as two I used to look after for a very wealthy eccentric. “Fifi” and “Molly” dined on sashimi, lobster, fillet steak and whatever else was leftover from madame’s dinner. if there was nothing suitable I had to cook osso bucco for them - from scratch!
they ate better than I did
May 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Why would someone pay that much for Paris Hilton’s toothbrush?!