I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t.
It’s my own private hell,
but I’ve decorated it to my satisfaction.

What is a Minced Oath? (phrases.org.uk)

“Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.”

An old Nursery Rhyme (rhymes.org.uk)

Don’t forget tomorrow is A Fashion Show from Hell at 1:00pm SLT at Northland sim.