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April 28th, 2008

Hell Week, Part 1: Wrinkles

Another Wrinkle is when you realize you’ve lost your “Goth” credential
by visiting both Costco and Target the same day. You’ve gone past Go,
turned Middle Class, fallen through middle earth and slid far past Purgatory.
Your sad descent into “Ordinary” (otherwise known as Hell) is complete.

Slipshod Sally (custom bags)
Caroline Lange (wearable crochet art)

Today is Encore Seraphine’s **One Year Anniversary**

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished Seraphine to the
Sixth Level of Hell for Heresy - to the wretched City of Dis!

Here is how Sera matched up against all the levels of Sin:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test <== It's what you deserve...

“O God,
let there be some surprise in heaven for him,
for no one but you could devise
anything suitable
for him,
so beautiful.”

Poem by Hilda Doolittle, The Master

13 Responses to “Hell Week, Part 1: Wrinkles”

  1. Eidur Says:

    Ahaha Sera, then we’re gonna meet afterlife in the City od Dis it seems!
    6th level “EXTREME” whoooo!
    It’s fate we can’t go against it!
    :P

    Amazing post, link & toughts… I definitely need something less ordinary!

  2. North Says:

    One year of comics !!! Happy Birthday to encoreseraphine,
    This post has been a little special moments everyday for the past year. Thank you

    TU!

  3. four yip Says:

    gongrates with your fabulous blog. Great mind-spinning. Up to a new year full off encoreseraphine!!!!!

  4. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Eidur. Tell me who said you were ordinary,
    and I’ll push them into a boiling pool of blood for their sin.

    four yip. Designed my Charlie Chaplinesque outfit, and
    the wonderful backdrop scene of today’s comic.

    Northie. et TU! aussi. Ca ete une annee merveilleuse.

    Tomorrow’s Comic: Hell Week, Part 2. Finding Pleasure in Lust.

  5. Gary Says:

    HAPPY FIRST MY DEAR!

    I’m in Limbo:

    “You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.”

    Ye, I’m high in lust and heresy too, which makes me a good person to liven up a party!

  6. Marin Says:

    Congratulations on your first great year Sera!

  7. alex Says:

    Happy anniversary! lol. Love the cartoon–I don’t live in a wrinkle free environment either!
    And ps-peanut butter is a great idea.

  8. Kira Says:

    Madonna´s arms are even better, i would like to have her arms! hehehe

    a kiss and a hug!

    kira

  9. Zee Says:

    before I take the Dante test - two things quickly.
    thank you for the Magnolia comment - it used to be a wee bush planted on one of my birthdays.
    ok - that’s that.
    The other thing - I just downloaded “Blender” (open source animation program) - it is completely confusing. Do you know about that one?
    Shit, I knew there would be a third thing - almost forgot.
    Wrinkles are sexy!

  10. Zee Says:

    … oh - about that “blender” thing, by all means - use my private e-mail

  11. susan Says:

    Hah! I got down to the 7th level but I have a long memory and tried to be honest. The older one gets the more chance there is that you’ve tried most everything once - and an ironing board with or without a cover won’t help these wrinkles. Still, a lot of them come from laughing.

    Your posts make me smile and think. Congratulations on your first Blogiversary!

  12. Ras Says:

    Made it to Level 1. wow

  13. Kevlin Says:

    Congrats Sera on your first year! Luv the toons. I ended up a sixth level also. See you in Dis!

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