We’re making plans to meet hubby’s family in Kansas.
They’ve never heard of vegetarians before. You don’t eat
meat, they asked, but do you eat chicken? No fish? No pork?
You don’t eat ANYTHING? We’re from different planets.

World’s Largest Ball of Sisal Twine (Cawker City, Kansas)
How to make a Family Disaster Plan (wikihow.com)
Tornado Safety (Kansas.gov)

“Men are what their mothers made them.”
Quotation by Ralph Waldo Emerson