What Mothers Say to their Daughters:
Say anything about anyone as long as you say “Bless her heart”.
Don’t make a face, your expression might freeze that way.
Don’t read in the dark, you’ll ruin your eyes.
Never ride on a motorcycle.
Play hard to get.
Sit up straight.
Stop whining.
Bless her heart.

How to make an Origami Fortune Teller (Heather Watts)

What is your fortune, my pretty maid?
“My face is my fortune, Sir,” she said.

Nursery Rhyme