I love fortune cookies. You have to eat some
of the cookie, or the fortune might not come true.

“You won’t be able to sleep tonight, but because of good fortune.”
-A naughty fortune cookie

“Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.”
Quotation from Sophocles, Fragments

“While fortune smiles, you’ll count your friends by scores;
If the sky clouds over, you will be alone.”

Quotation from Ovid, Tristia

…in bed with Bush.