April 5th, 2008
Fall In: Equal Pee, Equal Spray
Equal pee, equal spray: When using public restrooms
or travelling abroad, consider using THE WHIZ, which
allows women to pee standing up just like men.
“Don’t you realize that as long as you have to sit down
to pee, you’ll never be a dominant force in the world?”
Quotation from Don Delillo, The Names
“When outside aim downwards, keep your back to
the crowd and never ever pee into the wind!”
Instructions on How to Use The Whiz
April 5th, 2008 at 6:16 am
hahahaha.
They have ‘the wiz’ type cubicles in petrol stations in paris. Which are probably harder to use than the functual toilet!
April 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Much like a canoe - a whistle, a bailing bucket and a paddle. That would do it.
My daughter stood up to pee for a couple of years when young (4-6 maybe). Even on a hike in the mountains, she’d drop her drawers, lean way, way back and spray the moss or ancient tree. I prefer to sit and read - go figure…
April 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Dave Feldman, the Imponderables guy, asked the question, “Why do women always bitch about men leaving the seat up? Why aren’t they required to put the seat BACK UP after they use the toilet?”
I responded to him that, if it were meant to be left up, they’d call it the toilet BACK, not the toilet SEAT.
This is the sort of thing that keeps us from getting equal pee for equal work.
April 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’m laughing too much!!!!! Wait a minute….can one really laugh “too much”?
April 5th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
ooohhh it’s *soooooooooooooooo* useful!
thx for sharing Sera!!!
ahahahahahahahah
April 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Hey Seraphine..I pee sitting down..purely in the interests of safety…you can’t be too careful,pal..
Billy
April 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
LOL!!!!!