Equal pee, equal spray: When using public restrooms
or travelling abroad, consider using THE WHIZ, which
allows women to pee standing up just like men.
“Don’t you realize that as long as you have to sit down
to pee, you’ll never be a dominant force in the world?”
Quotation from Don Delillo, The Names
“When outside aim downwards, keep your back to
the crowd and never ever pee into the wind!”
Instructions on How to Use The Whiz
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