Interpol issued an international security alert this morning against vegans
being used as mules to smuggle drugs through airport security. Apparently,
vegans have thicker intestinal walls than meat-eaters, so they are less
likely to be detected by airport security. The Interpol security alert calls for
increased vigilance against all Californians, bohemians and fashion models.

Happy April Fool’s Day! (Museum of Hoaxes)
The D.B. Cooper Story: A Mystery (CrimeLibrary.com)

This is comic #299. Tomorrow is my 300th comic. C U there!