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March 3rd, 2008

The Cookie Creep

What is it about cookie dough?
It’s always better than the cookie.
So why hasn’t anyone opened a
Cookie Do’h at the mall yet?

“The kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet,
ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.”

Quoted from Alison Lurie, The War between the Tates

7 Responses to “The Cookie Creep”

  1. FackGerbil Says:

    There you go, Sera. Assemble a business plan, get a design team together then approach a bank with all the details to get a loan. Take over the fast food industry and distribute fattening foods with the best of them!

    Be part of the problem, not the solution! To further your ends, construct a website and advertise heavily online via the use of cookies. It’ll have a nice symmetry to it.

    Oh wait, I forgot - you’re a beatnik. You hate success and capitalism. Trees and whales are WAY more fun then living out your every fantasy - even if that fantasy is to save all the trees and whales.

  2. Bettina Says:

    I hate being spied on when I’m online and I hate the fact that people can find out wherever I’ve been. It’s rude.

    But I do like cookie dough.

  3. golfwidow Says:

    Well, I can’t open that business. I’m already the reason the brownies aren’t taller.

  4. Gary Says:

    Sera - yeah, we’re being mined as we type and browse. Funny term for it - cookie…

    Hey, if you’d like to hear a song named Seraphine (by my daughter), send me an address that I can email it to you. [edited] is my address.

  5. rags Says:

    Great thought!

  6. Roo Says:

    Are you up really early, or really late, posting comments on my blog at 04.45? You oughta sleep more Sera, it’s good for you…

    Also, thanks for the comment. I’m still not sure what to make of it. I’ll tell you in the morning.

  7. Eidur Says:

    I don’t think Sera hates succes and capitalism.
    But that’s a personal point of view of course…

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