February 22nd, 2008
Etiquette 101: Managing Expectations
Years ago, I went on a blind date. He pissed me off by making
a vomit gesture behind my back in front of his friends. He kept
telling me to smile, but I made him take me home after that.
“… I wanted to punish myself as thoroughly as I could. I’d decided to have a vasectomy, but that wasn’t enough: I wanted my last potent seed to be spent in a dead body. I made arrangements to have sex with a cadaver. I was bodily thrown out of several sex shops before meeting a man who set me up with a mortician’s assistant in a Mexican border town…”
Quoted from John Duncan, Blind Date
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 am
I hate blind dates.
I would have killed him for less, Sera.
*hugs*
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:22 am
I think I would rather die than go on a blind date. Glad I don’t need to make that choice though.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:10 am
As Eidur said: I would kill him for less.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 am
Ew, blind dates suck. Thankfully, I’m outta the dating pool.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Hey, what’s with You girrrrrls.
I would love to have an encounter with a blind man,
as long as he can do magic with his stick and wisper
softly with his whiskey-voice, in my ears that I am
the prettiest he have ever have seen
Thanks for Your nice comment about sharing!!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
hi, i like this comic book page… great humour and style. Glad to see your work today. I have never been on a blind date, why not? Give everybody a chance. Was that guy sick or the presenter forgot to wear glasses? When you present somebody, the presenter of the blind date is also responsible.
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 am
What an ASSS!! I had one guy try to do a #2 in my bathroom on the first date…with the door open! haha
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 am
Blind dates?! No way!!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:22 am
oh ew! he;s just so rude! poor you!!!
i would nvr go on a blind date ever- tt;s gna be wayyy awkward!
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Well…I’ve never been on a blind date. And I’d be terribly nervous upon meeting them, and if they kept pressuring me to smile it’d just make me want to smile less. Actually people I’m not dating that pressure me to smile piss me off. Random bastardo’s I say.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:34 am
shoulda slapped that mofo
February 24th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
He didn’t deserve you at all, and I hope he looks back on this episode of his life and realizes how badly he screwed himself by being an utter child.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Did he notice that you noticed it? If he noticed, he should be so ashamed that he should have paid a taxi to drive you home, with 1000 apologies, and saying that he wouldn’t be worth driving you home. But this kind of people won’t do that just because they are that way, otherwise he wouldn’t have acted the way he did. The disgusting quotation must express the way you felt.