Years ago, I went on a blind date. He pissed me off by making
a vomit gesture behind my back in front of his friends. He kept
telling me to smile, but I made him take me home after that.
“… I wanted to punish myself as thoroughly as I could. I’d decided to have a vasectomy, but that wasn’t enough: I wanted my last potent seed to be spent in a dead body. I made arrangements to have sex with a cadaver. I was bodily thrown out of several sex shops before meeting a man who set me up with a mortician’s assistant in a Mexican border town…”
Quoted from John Duncan, Blind Date
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