If I’m being celibate, does that mean I’ve quit drinking?

by Seraphine Khorana on February 14th, 2008
Posted In: Comics

Women purchase 85% of all Valentine greeting cards sold worldwide.
That leaves um… about 85% of men celibate on Valentine’s Day?

“Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.”
William Shakespeare, as spoken by Ophelia in Hamlet

Today’s comic was inspired by Rachael (aka “Ratchet”) Johnson’s Barista Girl.
Joyeuse St. Valentin Northie! Et Chase, Jenny, Yin, Gracie, Kevlin, Derek, Blitzi, Kane, Seide, Tobie, Sara, Robyn, Nena, Lili, Hazel, Neferia, Camilla, Marin, Eidur, Dandellion, Hamlet Au, Rags, Gary, FackGerbil, Ratchet, Romeika, Dani, Jen, Kiki, LindsayLobe, Erik, DumDad, Argent Bury, Jenn, Kira, Shaz, WAT, R.T., Alex, CountryGirl CityLife, Susan, Stunner, Yvonne, Kalyan, Manimala, Nicky Ree, Soda, Andie, Xulltana, Nickie, Blaze, Minde, Raven, Draconic, Lux, Xara, Kaia, Kimy, En-V, Zee, Kathie, Ramakrishna, Bettina, Floots, Fancy Sweden, Jacky C., Palm Springs Savant, Pretty in the City, Badala, Coco, ColNed, Susan, Anna-Lys, Carolina, GolfWidow, Callie, Zboy, Esteban, Myg, Pen, Deb, Ines, Kalai, Kimy, Steve, Ginseng, Wrath, Key, M.M., Choochoo, Cotton Candy, Rebecca, Real Live Lesbian, Klatuu, Absolute Vanilla, Lettuce, Toni, Stewie, Vint, Lynnie, Bron, Ben, Janann, Doris, Tats, Trinity, Katrina, Mischief, et everyone at the Business Bureau, Turning Tides, Roissy, Witch’s Brew, Seraphine Model Management- and Gaa, I know there’s some wonderful people I’m missing. Happy Valentine’s Day all. Hugs.