Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Aliens from space truly exist. They drop to earth from spacecraft
(referred to as UFOs) as tiny “spores” in much the same way as
mushrooms release spores. These plant-like, cellulose spores find a
human host and sit dormant for an undetermined time. Eventually,
something triggers the spores to become active (people have described
the feeling as “crawling bugs” under their skin). They break through the skin
forming horrible lesions that never heal. Eventually, the aliens poke through
the epidermis in the form of small plant-like fibers called Morgellons.
Diagnosis: Morgellons Disease
Symptoms: Bad teeth, black, tarry beads of sweat, brain fog, decreased
vision, disfigured appearance, fatigue, hair loss, joint pain, lesions, oozing,
sleeplessness, and confusion. There is no cure.
Sources:
Live Science article: Mystery Disease Makes Peoples’ Skin Crawl
World Net Daily article: OUTBREAK! Mystery disease hits South Texas
The Morgellons Skin Pathogen Foundation
Actual photos of the Morgellons among us
Thousands of people are infected by Morgellons. In the United States, most victims of this alien invasion are located in California, Texas and Florida. Those states account for the majority of UFO sightings in North America. Coincidence? No.

January 26th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
oh my, tee hee….we’re all familiar with veggie porn pictures …methinks you’ve expanded to new horizons with this pic of cactus porn.
January 26th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
aliens and ufo’s scare me….
January 26th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Eep.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
So…at what point did we decide that Morgellon’s Disease originated from space, or space craft?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons_Disease#Proposed_causes_and_pathophysiology
Not that it’s an authoritative report like your own, Sera.
Interesting note: There are very high usages of hallucinogenic materials and substances in California, Texas and Florida, owing to the two extremes of social demographic; lower class escapism through cheaper drugs, higher class escapism through expensive drugs for their own reasons. Adding to that the high population and equally high lunatic fringe (a small percentage of a large number is quite large, funnily enough) along with an attentive, ratings craving media…possibly explains the sightings more then a mystery disease discovered only six years ago?
Take a trip back to the middle ages, Sera, and marvel at the ignorant medical practices and firm belief that disease is spread either by the Wrath of God, or ‘miasma’ (that is, the smell of sewerage, rather then the actual sewerage itself or any other disease carrying bio-matter).
Having said that; ALIENS STOLE MY BRAIN AND EPIDERMIS!…I got better, though.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Yeah, we also have these kind of stuff here also. We have some plants, which when you touch them starts itching & there is another one whose grain get stick to our garments if we pass my them…these are really notorious stuff!
January 27th, 2008 at 12:33 am
FackGerbil. Nope, that’s all original research. The best science is good old guesswork sometimes. When something clicks, it’s called a “Eureka” moment.
Jen. Me too- anything unknown or darkly mysterious. Scared and curious at the same time.
Kalyan. Cockle burrs. I hate those too.
Kimy. Cactus erotica? I like the idea!
GW. Hugs. Thanks for eeping.
January 27th, 2008 at 4:07 am
This seems to be a nasty type of virus if the reports listed are true. In fact virus of any type are all rather strange. Most viruses remain harmless as the vast majority target bacteria, including bacteria currently infecting humans. In fact researchers are looking for ways to use targeted bacterial killing viruses as a viable alternative to antibiotics which are losing their effectiveness over time. Viruses are not considered ‘living’, as they consist of just DNA or RNA wrapped in a shell, without the ability of reproduction as is the case for bacteria. Hence Viruses are unable to survive without first invading a host; as upon entering into the host they hijack the biology of the living cell by replication and then becoming a ‘living’ Virus.
Ultimately with continued replication this process bursts and destroys the original infected cell. Although the viruses can rest on hard surfaces or in the droplets of a contaminated sneeze it remains “lifelessâ€, and completely dependant for its existence on a host, but hopefully not in yours truly in winter!! Viruses are unlike bacteria, without cell walls or genetic coding for replication, dependant upon the biology of the “hostâ€; but since they also exist independently you cannot also say they are dead! For this reason I think viruses are very interesting; best described as lifeless bodies arising from random evolution but capable of replication and becoming ‘live’ by using the biological coding of their invaded hosts. Think of your personal computer becoming enveloped by a virus, the virus becomes effective (live) when it successfully invades and attaches to prefix code to realise or close down or disrupts your files or operating system; to realise different outcome to what was previously encoded. The original codes can become corrupted and destroyed by the incoming virus, which is incapable of reproduction unless linked to computers code. So they really are very strange and like us , came and evolved from the Stars
Best wishes
January 27th, 2008 at 10:01 am
That’s interesting… I think I’m alien-free so far, but after drinking too much tequila alone one night recently I think they may have poked around looking for an opening.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Gary. Just hold your knees together and squeeze your cheeks -tightly!
The fewer openings available while drinking tequila, the safer you are.
Lindsaylobe. Strange like us? I think you have a wonderful virus
of an idea here, suggesting the capability of attaching to a piece
of fiction and becoming a real living story.
January 27th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I don’t believe in aliens! But then again, they must be here for true. Because they seem to have invaded human bodies and that’s why we seem to be killing each other.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Could be. Could also be they invade human bodies by becoming the persons themselves, and experiment on them with an unknown number of irrational and dangerous mental infections.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
You are fantastic!
Another great one!
Is that a cactus?
January 29th, 2008 at 3:03 am
How horrid! MY GOD!