January 25th, 2008
Pfizer Hears a Who!
More than 14,000 new drug names were filed
last year at the US Patent and Trademark
Office, all of them wanting to light us up.
“Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back.”
from The Lorax by Dr. Seuss
Don’t miss tomorrow’s comic “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I sure as shit wouldn’t, Sera. I have a phobia of ingesting nonsense that rhymes, and I don’t do pills or sepositories or any of that shit unles I’m truly in pain, and the booze stopped working.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:43 am
I am sure they do. Damn brainwashers.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:53 am
Hmmmm… Pills… I love’em!
January 25th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Any favourite letters?
Or just colors matter?
January 25th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Dandellion. Colors matter, definitely. Easier to fix colors than the television.
Eidur. So did Heath Ledger, rumor is.
R.T. Please tell me about your suppositories. Any that make you squirm?
January 25th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Spending milliions on such a superficial thing…oh well. And I had no idea about the effect each letter has on the “consumer”.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Take a Lorax and watch all your worries disappear!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Never used them actually… I shy away from such things… I’ll give in on oral pills like… Uhm… Handfulls of vicodin, but suppositories I’ve managed to avoid completely thus far.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
mommy’s little Lorax
January 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That is tooooo cute sera! I liked Dr. Seuss…too bad some of those drugs dont put you in Suess Land. or do they? ummmmmm
January 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
when you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad, you should do what I do..
like imagining ways they could be left all alone in some punkerish space
with a rusty old coat hanger in a sensitive place.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Hey, the ideal job. Give me 50,000 and I’ll take a year and come up with a name. Maybe I can have some free samples of those with L, R. and S too!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Now I understand why I always become so calm reading your stories! My tobacco brand is “Samson” (yes I smoke :(), my beer brand is “Brand” (not kidding), so I’m always very calm, except the time you made PR for a healthy life
January 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Very interesting!
I love that medicine has gone so far.