January 24th, 2008
Part 5- Roswell, New Mexico
What sort of people make 1-900 calls? Paying by the minute
for sex talk or psychic advice doesn’t make sense. Stuff
that good shouldn’t be rushed. Mo’ bettah in person…
“Celestis is a postcremation service… We further reduce and
encapsulate them, identify each by name, Social Security
number and a religious symbol and place them into the payloader.”
Quotation by John Cherry, to a group of morticians who
want to send human remains into orbit around the earth
Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!
January 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am
OMG it’s Tobie, yay !!!! Funny, I never knew she had a 1-900 number…
Wait, so, basically aliens are responsible for teh interwebs?
January 24th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I thought the reds were responsible for the internet? Not the greys. I’m so confused. My reality is crumbling around me like the delightful graham cracker crust that you make for a cheese cake.
I
January 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Ratchet. I love those crumbs. I wish my reality was that sweet.
Wrath. Tobie is amazing on many levels.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:00 am
The truth is out there!
…or alternatively, in here *points to head*
=)
January 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I always knew Tober was working for Aliens.. I mean look at those whiskers… very similar to antennas
January 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am
The many things people do, sometimes we need to wonder if there are aliens among us. lol
January 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Very funny! Love it! Can’t wait for part 6!
January 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I saw one, officer, I swear I did. It was human-looking, kind of, but…but…it…it…had……CAT EARS! [cue dramatic music.]
January 24th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
this fits in nicely with my current Xfiles obsession!
January 24th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Who cares who calls those lines, think of bein’ the phone sex girl… Pretendin’ to moan, watchin some TV on closed caption…. And then makin like sixty bucks for a three minute call. Not a bad gig.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
awesome job! i love your work.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
At last somebody who understands us aliens! Look at my initials and you know enough.