What sort of people make 1-900 calls? Paying by the minute
for sex talk or psychic advice doesn’t make sense. Stuff
that good shouldn’t be rushed. Mo’ bettah in person…
“Celestis is a postcremation service… We further reduce and
encapsulate them, identify each by name, Social Security
number and a religious symbol and place them into the payloader.”
Quotation by John Cherry, to a group of morticians who
want to send human remains into orbit around the earth
Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!
OMG it’s Tobie, yay !!!! Funny, I never knew she had a 1-900 number…
Wait, so, basically aliens are responsible for teh interwebs?
I thought the reds were responsible for the internet? Not the greys. I’m so confused. My reality is crumbling around me like the delightful graham cracker crust that you make for a cheese cake.
I
Ratchet. I love those crumbs. I wish my reality was that sweet.
Wrath. Tobie is amazing on many levels.
The truth is out there!
…or alternatively, in here *points to head*
=)
I always knew Tober was working for Aliens.. I mean look at those whiskers… very similar to antennas
The many things people do, sometimes we need to wonder if there are aliens among us. lol
Very funny! Love it! Can’t wait for part 6!
I saw one, officer, I swear I did. It was human-looking, kind of, but…but…it…it…had……CAT EARS! [cue dramatic music.]
this fits in nicely with my current Xfiles obsession!
Who cares who calls those lines, think of bein’ the phone sex girl… Pretendin’ to moan, watchin some TV on closed caption…. And then makin like sixty bucks for a three minute call. Not a bad gig.
awesome job! i love your work.
At last somebody who understands us aliens! Look at my initials and you know enough.