January 23rd, 2008
Part 4- Alien Abduction
One night, I got angry drunk and made made a lemon of myself.
Somebody said “Don’t let her in again, she’s been kicked out.” I vommed
in some grass and a guy curb sat with me until my friends came.
I don’t remember much from that night except everybody hated me.
The Skeptic’s Dictionary has an in depth discussion on alien abduction.
Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 am
My dear beloved bud claims he’s been abducted. He makes it sound so terrifying, I don’t even wanna know what it would be like.
EEK!
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:39 am
ROFL
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 am
I got drunk tonight and I’m thinking about making a lemon of myself. Would you like to join me?
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 am
Bettina. That’s the best offer I’ve had! Squeezer.
Dani. You know it.
Wat. Hint. It makes your skin crawl.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 am
awwww take care of yrself eh?!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Are you by nature an angry drunk, or can you control which type of drunk you will be ahead of time? I mean, did you wish to be an angry drunk that night? That’s a pretty cool super power, if so.
And you know how that saying goes… “When life hands you a lemon, it might just be a drunken Sera…” or something like that, I was never good with poetry.
I like how the previews advertise for Part 6 - although I suppose that means I’m completely clueless as to what’s going to happen on Part 5 - woo! I’m almost scared - since Part 4 actually had me believing that was a hairless Dani. Of course, sad thing is, maybe that means Dani doesn’t have a latex yellow jumpsuit after all?
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
As a raging drunk, I have experience in this department. Methinks that Ms. Khorana is what is called an ‘amateur drunkard.’ So, people who are used to her are probably unused to her screaming alcoholic rages. As for me, my peoples are used to my booze fuled rants. ‘Oh, there’s R.T. screaming at asian people with his shirt off…” like it ain’t no thang. Now, I can only imagine what it’s like being around a pale put together goth when she’s at the height of boozin’. May take a couple people by surprise.
As for gettin’ blackballed from anywhere? Don’t take it personally. I’m actually disappointed you didn’t wreck up the place and put a knife in someone. We would of had a party based SOLELY ON THOSE ACTIONS out here in Saint Paul.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Perfect! Love it!
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
that´s what happend when you are an angry drunk!!! I ´m not but a friend of mine is like that…omg!!! everybody hates her! And we don´t let her forget what she did. She became like a “private joke!” every monday.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Oh dear…
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
oh my….
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
looking forward to the alien pic. maybe it will look like a republican.
did you ever see the movie ‘they live’? it’s a family favorite.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Key. That was a one-tine thing! Every Monday is a bit out there though.
R.T. Amateur and embarrassing it was.
Susan. I’m not sure I’ve seen they live and aliens are possibly republican (but more likely independants or non-involved in politics).
Wrath. I went out to have a good time and got angry and that was a one-time thang.
Carolina, Jen. Kim. Pen. Hugs and thank you!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I think that you really dreamed - parts of the dream are lost.