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January 22nd, 2008

Part 3- Below the Belt

Ronald Reagan, a former President of the United States, saw UFOs
twice, once in Hollywood and again as Governor of California. Former
President Jimmy Carter saw a UFO when he was Governor of Georgia.

The Telegraph (UK) reports the recent MoD public release of UFO files.
The Telegraph (UK) also reports 14% of Americans have seen UFOs.

“More people in this country have seen UFOs than,
I think, approve of George Bush’s presidency”.

Quotation from Dennis Kucinich, Presidential Candidate (D)

UPDATE: Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!

14 Responses to “Part 3- Below the Belt”

  1. R.T. Says:

    After much soul searching, I realized that no matter what happened, if peaceful aliens came to say hello and ran into me, I would attempt a carjacking. And some sort of molestation (just to say I did).

    Every scenario I played out in my head ended this way.

  2. R.T. Says:

    Addendum- Is Dani some sort of nervous type? How many people just happen to have a Tyvek suit hanging in their closet, excluding fetishists?

  3. FackGerbil Says:

    I do. Oh wait, except fetishists…

  4. Romeika Says:

    But it’s indeed remarkable how all this UFO thing come from the States, I don’t recall many other places where people have seen them.. Though in Brazil, during the 1990s, there was a bizarre story of an “alien monster” in some country side that attacked sheeps.. It seems like the “alien” was just a sort of wolf *lol*

  5. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Fack. You never disappoint.
    Romeika. UFO sightings in Brazil- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_sightings_in_Brazil
    RT. The fate of the free world in the balance, and you’d go for the grope?

  6. choochoo Says:

    if I ever saw a UFO, I wouldn’t tell a soul. It would just be my little secret, I think. Well, I’d tell The Pooch, of course. She’d then pick up her ball and throw it at me. It’s how we communicate.

  7. R.T. Says:

    Fuckin’ right I would. You’re tellin’ me you’d take the whole “Peace be with you route” when the option to club one of the little fuckers, tape ‘em up and steal his ride is an acceptable option? Sera, hunny, you disappoint. I had so much hope that under that sickly-sweet-feel-good-hippy shell of yours you’d actually turn out to be normal.

    I suppose normalcy is reletive… Since I believe that every member of the human race except the very simple (you know, retards) is inherently twisted, one could say that robbing and felony sexual assault against a peaceful alien is normal.

    I suppose you expect that a Human should find some kind of goodness and pragmatism in his heart when faced with such a situation. Here’s me tellin you that there’s like a 20% chance that that would actually happen. Sera, you should actually be patting me on the back for not going for the “club and profit” route. No money involved, just personal satisfaction.

  8. Dani Says:

    Of course i have a suit! Who wouldn’t if they know where Sera hangs out in SL? LOL… I even have power tools and a fire extinguisher! But I’m BALD in these pics! grrrrrrr.

  9. FANCY SWEDEN Says:

    Confusing and a little delirious…maybe…;-)))

  10. ratchet Says:

    HA! This is really FUCKING funny, in the silence of the house I let loose an uproarious HA-HA type guffawh, that I do believe scared the Shelties. Hilarious.

  11. manimala Says:

    Ha, they need a good kick or two below the belt haha.

  12. rags Says:

    again, you cracked me up!

  13. WAT Says:

    I seen UFO’s at least twice. I dunno what to think. Crossing dimensions? From another planet? What’s clear is that they’re still a mystery and we’re still here ruling and ruining the Earth. Wish they’d come down and land on the White House already! LOLOLOL!

  14. Erik Tjallinks Says:

    The danger is always there, where you don’t expect it. I like the yellow in the drawings, contrasting with the dark tunnels.

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