January 2nd, 2008
Rickshaw Tour
Would you buy an Ear and Nosehair Trimmer solely because of a Lifetime Guarantee?
If so, you probably have an overflowing drawer full of stupid receipts. HaHaHa. Sucker!!!
Would you buy an Ear and Nosehair Trimmer solely because of a Lifetime Guarantee?
If so, you probably have an overflowing drawer full of stupid receipts. HaHaHa. Sucker!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:02 am
ROFL!

So good to start the year with a good laughter!
…And, I’ve always actually wondered *who* would buy an “Ear and Nosehair Trimmer” because of lifetime guarantee! Not me, not me!
Hey but, wait… my drawer’s full of stupid receipts already!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 am
Hello!!! Happy New Year! I love the blouse, beautiful design! It is good to see that you’re starting the New year in a fun mood
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 am
These are very wise words because they show how relative everything is. The Dutch are famous for their stupidity (Dutch uncle, Dutch treat, etc.) so I’d rather be both stupid and rich (the Dutch are also famous for their wealth) than intelligent and left-handed.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:15 am
Hola amiga!
Hey, wait a minute! My nose hair trimmer does have a lifetime warranty - what are you getting at? Whoops gotta run, somebody is selling genuine Mayan art on the beach real cheap. Hasta luego…
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Hi! I`m not back yet, I`m still at the beach. Now is summer here in Brazil, and it`s really a hot one! But I had to take a look at your web page and have fun reading your stories!
Happy New Year!
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Seraphine- thanks for stopping by today. Your blog is hilarious…really enjoying it.
see you again soon
-rick
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
If I’m stupid, would I be aware of being stupid? I think I’m smart, therefore I am smart.. The rich part is certainly relative since the one billion of us lucky enough to live in the West are way, way richer than the five plus billion who don’t even if we’re not doctors, lawyers or have the surname Hilton.
I didn’t buy a nose hair trimmer but I did get some guaranteed anti-wrinkle cream that made my face feel like I’d covered it in hairspray. Does that count?
January 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
very funny! as for me, i wish i was both rich and stupid.