November 5th, 2007
Can You Spare A Square
For the amount of toilet paper stolen
each year, one would think a thriving
black market for it exists somewhere.
For the amount of toilet paper stolen
each year, one would think a thriving
black market for it exists somewhere.
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November 5th, 2007 at 2:29 am
ROFL
November 5th, 2007 at 4:47 am
lol…we will also have to find the black market, if its there…nice work!
November 5th, 2007 at 5:39 am
LMAO!
Let’s start up a new biz!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Haha, ok…that has *got* to be a European thing. In the US, in public bathrooms, the toilet paper is on huge rolls that are secured in their own little case in each stall. It’s not impossible to steal the roll, but you’d be stealing this giant roll that won’t fit on a normal toilet paper holder, and you’d look rather silly trying to sneak it out!
November 5th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
A toilet without toilet paper is a tragedy! *LOL*
November 5th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Sink as a bidet… I’m so proud.
Speaking of bidets… Thanks for the link the other day, I am now inspired to aquire such a device. Gotta keep ones ass clean.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
oh my god…. toilet without toilet papers…..so sad…
dis is an embarrassing moment….
November 5th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
LOL!!! That must be awful!
November 5th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
“sister can you spare a square” the song our the next great depression? sung of course to the tune of “brother can you spare a dime”
November 5th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
funny!
November 5th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I seem to have a few kleenex in my pocket all the time. Some important stats that I believe to be true (American data). It may be more than you want to know I’m afraid. Especially the 8% gang.
Here we go:
The average tear is 5.90 sheets of TP.
44% wipe from front to back from behind their backs.
60% look at the paper after they wipe.
42% fold, 33% crumple, 8% do both fold and crumple, 6% wrap it around their hands.
50% say that they have wiped with leaves.
8% have wiped with their hands.
2% have wiped with money!
November 6th, 2007 at 12:21 am
Funny and now if we see somebody steel toilet paper we will call the cops.. LOL…
November 6th, 2007 at 7:10 am
I have long since learned from experience to check the roll before I even enter the stall. Also, I carry Kleenex.
I have never attempted to use a sink as a bidet. My fat arse would certainly break the plumbing.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Gary sent me here and oh my am I ever glad he did. hilarious! I’m hooked.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Welcome Kathie!
Kim. Our next depression?
Gary. I’m turned on by statistics.
October. Some toilet paper just hangs uncontained.
Thanks everyone! Hugs.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
About those stats… I am worried about that 2% at the end…. that is dangerous!