This didn’t happen to me. I don’t smoke. It’s fiction.
But still, those scanners know every real thing about you.
The header photo was surrendered by Seraphine in PS-CS2.
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Archive for September, 2007
30 items.
Garbage in, Garbage out.
Original poetry by Sera, served by Photoshop CS2.
Eureka! is also quoted as the state motto of California.
Dolphins with opposable thumbs were reported in The Onion Magazine.
I had a moment of brilliance once, but forgot to write it down.
The header photo of a blooming tiger’s tail
was dipped in vodka by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
Palindromes are interesting. One of the most famous palindromes is
A man, a plan, a canal – Panama
I love word games, until people play them on me because I never get them.
I’m a classic case of “She can dish it out, but she can’t take it.”
The header photo was ‘Devil Olived’ by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
I like people that surprise me. I like those who astonish, for example,
with their generosity, creativity, intellect or achievement. Without
surprise, it’s difficult to see beyond an otherwise mysterious canopy.
“We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done.”
Quotation by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Kavanagh
The header photograph was dumbfounded by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
The Witch’s Brew, aka The Wet Kitty, closed yesterday.
Trinity says it will reopen (yay!) another time, somewhere
else. I still feel like I lost a part of me. Is that nostalgia?
Where were you when you lost your innocence forever?
Header photo was registered by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
I will be presenting the Story of O Fashion Show this Saturday,
September 29th at Noon, in celebration of the Grand Opening of
the Story of O sim. You are invited to attend. RSVP Megan Fabre.
The header photo was pixel-modeled by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
Men employed full-time earn $42,261 (median annual earnings).
Women earn $32,515, which is only 76.9% of what men earn.
Source: U.S. Census Bureau 2006 Median Annual Earnings for Full-Time Workers
The header photo was service-jobbed by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
It’s hard to resist a photo booth, even if they are
a bit hackneyed. Maybe their cheesiness is part of their charm.
All work, including the header photo, was cheese-whizzed
by Seraphine in Photoshop CS2.
“’Dark times’ is what they call it in Norway when the sun remains
below the horizon all day long: the temperature falls slowly but surely
at such times.—A nice metaphor for all those thinkers for whom
the sun of mankind’s future has temporarily disappeared.”
Quotation from Friedrich Nietzsche, Sämtliche Werke: Kritische Studienausgabe
The header photograph was fjorded by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
“Depression is melancholy minus its charms.”
Quotation by Susan Sontag, Illness As Metaphor
The header photograph was helped by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
We all have fears.
We like to think
they only haunt us
at unguarded times,
but they determine
our path
as surely
as our desires.
(Photographs haunted by Sera in Photoshop CS2)
Not all the time,
but sometimes,
everything
loses it’s focus.
The header photo was unfocused by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
At times, she
feels her
shadow
is more
sub-
stantial
than she.
Today’s header photo is observed by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
Before my first cup of coffee,
I’m still half asleep. Apparently,
I’m not the only one with this problem.
Cafe photographs were brewed by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
A good rule to live by:
If it feels dangerous, never go face first.
“Life is the risk we cannot refuse.”
Quotation by Mason Cooley, in City Aphorisms
The header and final photographs
were done by Sera (face first) in Photoshop CS2.
A wasp flew up her pant leg. She started dancing.
Everyone knows a wasp can sting forever.
(Corollary- If you don’t want people to listen, don’t ask for quiet)
The header photo was nested by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
I found this weird, oddly funny website.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
Today’s header photograph was captured by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
You look very nice today.
“A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.”
Quotation by Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Today’s header photograph was blown by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
Lead is also harmful to the brain and kidneys.
It’s a known carcinogen. Lead exposure is asymptomatic,
which means for most, there are no obvious symptoms.
National Safety Council
Environmental Protection Agency
Mattel Barbie Recall
The header photo was recalled by Sera in Photoshop CS2.
Working in customer service can’t be easy.
I mean, why can’t they just read my mind?
(Chuck Palahnuik is one of my favorite authors, btw)
“When we know as much about people as hog specialists
know about hogs, we’ll be better off.”
Quotation from Gen. Lewis B. Hershey
The header photo is blue-skied in Photoshop CS2.
“Along the highway, all but lost among blatant neon lights
flashing ‘Whiskey’ and ‘Dance and Dine,’ are crudely daubed warnings
erected by itinerant evangelists, announcing that ‘Jesus is soon coming,’
or exhorting the traveler to ‘prepare to meet thy God.’”
Quotation from Florida: A Guide to the Southernmost State (a 1939 WPA Guide to Florida)
Today’s header photo was ominously driven by Sera in Photoshop CS2.