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June 21st, 2007

Pick-up Lines

If you’re uber-charming enough to sucessfully use a pick-up line, you don’t need one.

Most pick-up lines are bad. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a favorite pick-up line, and most importantly, did it work?

18 Responses to “Pick-up Lines”

  1. Alex Burgess Says:

    Hmm, you’re right, Sera. I’ve never needed one. And if you need an ice breaker, a decent joke works exactly the same way and carries a little more tact with it.

  2. dandellion Kimban Says:

    Falling in love in SL is a tricky question. I’ll skip thinking about that right now, I’ll just forward this to her.

  3. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Thanks Dandellion! Falling in love is both easy and tricky. What you get in return often reflects what you contribute.

  4. callie Says:

    That is deep….your topic . Must ponder.
    But as usual.

    GREAT

  5. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    I’ll call you the Ponder Heart, Callie.

  6. Jen Says:

    “baby your feet must be tired cause you’ve been running through my head all day”
    hahha

  7. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    “…you’ve been running through my head all day” implies a certain spaciousness. Doesn’t the echo bother you?
    But… if “baby your feet must be tired” comes with the offer of a foot massage… it might work!
    Thanks Jen!

  8. juliet Says:

    someone :”did it hurt ?”
    me : “what? ”
    someone : “falling from heaven”
    me : *quietly leaving *

    and thanks from the comment ! it really made my day !

    juliet xxx

  9. kaye Says:

    “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.” I read it somewhere and thought that was gold! If there was ever a girl who heard it though, I’m not sure whether she’d be pleased she got complimented or insulted that she got compared to the terrible parking ticket which everyone hates to get!

  10. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Hi Kaye. The parking ticket line is fun because “fine” implies some kind of punishment is possible. I wonder how many kisses one has to pay for running a red light?

    And welcome Juliet. I think I’d like the falling from heaven line better on a second or fourth date, as a precursor to a heavenly compliment, as in “You must be from heaven because…”

  11. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Alex. Confidence is a real turn-on. /hugs

  12. CojoinedCows Says:

    “You must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all night. Screaming.”
    :D Gotta love xkcd.
    Nice comic you got here, seraphine! Very poetic at times. :) Keep on drawing, I’ll keep on reading.

  13. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    Guten Tag CojoinedCows! Thank you. /hugs

  14. Mischief Fairymeadow Says:

    Okay … this one is only for the ladies. Fellers, don’t try this unless you want a face full o’ mace.

    Spot someone you have an interest in. Walk over to them. Bending with the knees … attempt to lift them. Likely this will be unsuccessful and they will respond with a “lady, what in gods name are you doing?”

    Bat your eyelashes and in your sweetest, most innocent voice, state “I’m sorry, I’ve never picked anyone up before - was I not doing it right?”

    Guarantee he’ll be buying you a drink.

  15. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    I wouldn’t expect anything less outrageous from someone named Mischief!
    /hugs

  16. dandellion Kimban Says:

    I’m not an expert in SL flirting at all, but I’m sure I can do better than that.

  17. Seraphine Khorana Says:

    I don’t think there is much difference between flirting in Second Life and Real Life, except in SL, almost everyone looks nice and doesn’t smell. It doesn’t take long, however, to distinguish who smells from who stinks.

  18. gary Says:

    Groucho Marx dating tips - opening lines I’ve never used:

    I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.

    Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

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