Internet advertising is growing over 20% a year. As a result,
newspaper sales are falling. What are people going to put on
the bottom of their bird cages? How are we going to potty train
puppies? Shall we smack them on the nose with an iPod nano?

“[Newspapers] give us the bald, sordid, disgusting facts of life. They
chronicle, with degrading avidity, the sins of the second-rate, and
with the conscientiousness of the illiterate give us accurate and prosaic
details of the doings of people of absolutely no interest whatsoever.”
Quotation from Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist

“Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.”
Quotation by Liz Smith in her newspaper column, American Way

A Web Comic that explores relationships and life’s great *mysteries from the unique perspective of a goth fashion model. It’s a journal-like mixture of my Real Life and Second Life experiences. If you can’t tell which is which, neither can I, at least not always.

*poetry included